Thursday, March 20, 2008
Don't Monkey With My Monkey
SITTING MONKEY: "How many times do I have to warn you? You know how tequila affects you, and frankly, you shouldn't have taken all those shots. I'm sorry you're in pain right now, but I have to say, you kind of deserve it!"
RECLINING MONKEY: "Wow, thanks, that's very helpful, I feel better already."
SITTING MONKEY: Well, you embarrassed the hell out of me last night, and I'm pretty pissed off about it. Do you remember wearing the lampshade? And doing that dumb little dance? I mean, come on, that's a trick from the 1950s, and not very original. People were laughing, but not laughing with you, but rather, AT you.
RECLINING MONKEY: Oh, please stop, my head is POUNDING, and you're making it worse.
SITTING MONKEY: Yeah, well I hope it pounds, maybe you'll think twice next time about getting into a tequila shot contest with the boys.
RECLINING MONKEY: There won't BE a next time -- I'm never drinking tequila again!